well the housewifeswag show was good, entertaining but now its time for bed and a stressful / anxiety filled morning. yay for job interviews and mental disorders. not.
how can you know for sure that Smells Like Teen Spirit isn’t Nirvana’s only song i mean have you checked
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Watching @housewifeswag :) #housewifeswag

AFFIRMATIVE
AFFIRMATIVE
JUST LIKE THAT
WE REQUEST YOU GO DEEPER SHEPARD COMMANDER
WE FIND THAT ACTION PLEASURABLE TO OUR CIRCUITS
(Source: kraved, via god-is-ghetto-fab-fo-realz)
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
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how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police
LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS BUT LIKE ONIONS) AND THATS IT. DONT FUCKIN PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA. FUCKIN
brooke tomatoes are fruits
FUCK YOU
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I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
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If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the only thing that keeps you two together.
(Source: spacedoutforever, via god-is-ghetto-fab-fo-realz)